Quotes from season four
Blaine: Can I give you some advice? You can't be here anymore, Kurt.
Kurt: I get it, I know I'm pathetic.
Blaine: No, you're not pathetic. It's just that you're stuck. You don't belong here anymore. You belong in New York. I don't want to see you go, but I can't stand to see you stay here. It's killing you, and that's killing me.
Kurt: What about us?
Blaine: In a year, I'll be there too. But right now is your time. You're ready.
Blaine: Sam...Kurt was my soulmate. We talked about spending the rest of our lives together, about moving to Provincetown and buying a lighthouse and starting an artists' colony. And now he won't even return my calls, he won't text me, and that Gilmore Girls box set I sent him was returned to me, unopened. He's gone! Maybe...forever.
Blaine: “Everything in this room reminds me of him! We were a dynamic duo in here. Kurt was my anchor, and now that he’s gone I feel like I’m floating."
Blaine: “It's not okay, Sam. Because I cheated on the one person that I love more than anything in this world; I hurt him. So of course he’s not going to trust me. He’s never going to forgive me."
(Over the phone)
Kurt: Look, you've said you're sorry a million times, and...I believe you. And I'm trying to forgive you, but I'm just not there yet. But...it's Thanksgiving, and Sectionals, and...I miss you like crazy.
Blaine: *looks like he's going to cry*
Kurt: And I can't stand not talking to you even if I'm mad at you, 'cause you're still my best friend.
Blaine: You're mine too.
Blaine: Package for Kurt Hummel!
Blaine: Surprise! Your dad called me out of the blue and wanted to fly me out here just so I can see that look on your face, and it's pretty priceless. Actually, he told me everything, and I promise, I'll keep an eye on him for you. But the reason why I'm here is because he didn't want us to miss out on another important holiday tradition.
Kurt: Our Christmas duet?
Blaine: You are happy to see me, right?
Kurt: Yeah, yeah. Always.
Blaine: Come on, get your skates on, it's almost midnight. Hurry up!
Kurt: (Moaning) Had I known I was gonna get groped in the back of a Prius, I would’ve brought a change of clothes. I’m gonna go in there looking like Prom: Morning After.
(Kissing and moaning)
Kurt : What I am doing? I’m sort of dating somebody in New York.
Blaine : Uh, you’re not in New York. And it's not exclusive, right? You in this fey bowtie… dude, it’s my Kryptonite.
(Kissing and moaning)
Kurt : Wait, this doesn’t mean that we’re back together, right?
Blaine : No, no, no, It’s-it’s cool. I know, I know, it’s-it’s… This is just bros helping bros.
Kurt: I love it when you talk fratty.
(Kissing and moaning) Knocking
Kurt: Tell me that’s not Tina again!
Blaine: Tell me we're not back together.
Kurt: (buttoning his sleeves) Mean, it was fun. But...
Blaine: Don't- I'm not gonna let you minimize this, Kurt. It's no accident that we were together on Christmas and again, on Valentine's Day. And we're going to be together for many, many more no matter how much you pretend that this doesn't mean anything.
Kurt: (whispering) I'll see you downstairs.
Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week.
Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.