Quotes from season two
Blaine: I was just talking about the Buckeyes; I'm a college football fan. I like sports too, you know.
Kurt: Oh, way to break the stereotype!
Blaine: (to Kurt) I need you to sing with me, well, rehearse with me. I got a gig singing Baby it's Cold Outside in the the King's Island Christmas Spectacular.
Kurt: Ah a personal favorite! Too bad they'd never let us sing it together... I mean as two artists.
Kurt: Blaine and I like football.
Blaine: (looks at Kurt)
Kurt: Okay, Blaine likes football. I like scarves.
Barista: What can I get you?
Blaine: A Medium Drip, and a Grande Non-Fat Mocha for this guy, and maybe I can get him to split one of the Cupid cookies.
Kurt: You know my coffee order?
Blaine: Of course I do.
Barista: That'll be $8.40.(Kurt and Blaine both start to pull out their wallets)
Blaine: Don't even bother dummy, it's on me. (Blaine walks away after paying)
Kurt: (to barista) I do believe I have a new favorite holiday. (laughs)
Kurt: So, it's just like 'When Harry Met Sally'. But I get to play Meg Ryan.
Blaine: Deal. (pauses) Don't they get together in the end?
Kurt: (smiles and ignores the question)
Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: (nervously) Kurt, there’s a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you forever." (places hand on Kurt's) Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. (pause) You move me, Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you.(leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly) We should... We should practice.
Kurt: (smiles) I thought we were. (kiss again)
Kurt: (shovels dirt onto Pavarotti's grave)
Kurt: "Farewell, sweet prince."
Blaine: "I'm so sorry, Kurt. This must be really upsetting for you it reminds you of your Mom's funeral, doesn't it?"
Kurt: "The casket was bigger. But yes. It's not just that, though. Honestly, I'm upset that we lost Regionals."
Blaine: "The competition season maybe over but we'll still get to perform. We do nursing home shows all the time. And you know how many Gaps there are in Ohio? Tons."
Kurt: "Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win."
Blaine: "You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?"
(both walk off hand in hand)
Kurt: We all just looked at the top ten list for showcase and we all just went numb. And then Jesse just kept going on and on about how Rachel and Finn's kiss was what cost us nationals.
Blaine: While I do understand passion I do think that was unprofessional. Sorry keep going.
Kurt: And then we get back to the hotel, and Santana loses it.(Flashback to Santana angrily yelling at Rachel in Spanish and being held back)
Kurt: I mean, on the plane ride home it was completely silent, like no one said a word. We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.
Blaine: Wait a second...I don't get it. You don't seem that sad at all.
Kurt: It was still amazing. I mean, I flew in a plane for the first time in my life, I had breakfast at Tiffany's, I sung on a Broadway stage.
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: (silent for a few seconds) I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.